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    ♪ And may all your Thanksgivingses be bright ♫

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    sinister_midget
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    ♪ And may all your Thanksgivingses be bright ♫

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:47 pm

    I shot my first turkey ever this Thanksgiving!

    It sure scared the hell out of everybody in the frozen food section, though.


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    Re: ♪ And may all your Thanksgivingses be bright ♫

    Post  JJRobinson on Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:45 am

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    Re: ♪ And may all your Thanksgivingses be bright ♫

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:44 am

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