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    sinister_midget
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    It's Toosdy!

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:19 pm

    Glad he cleared that up!




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    I turned to the wife and said, "Cheer up, baby. You did your best. But maybe I should park the car."


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    It helps a lot to get over what's bothering me. Because my problems are never as bad as my voice.


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    The superhero version at that!




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    An acquaintance named Bill C wants to know.


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    My neighbor is really weird.

    Most people sing in the shower. But every time I look through her bathroom window, she's screaming.


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    That worked pretty well!




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    Re: It's Toosdy!

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:45 pm

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    Re: It's Toosdy!

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    Re: It's Toosdy!

    Post  JJRobinson on Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:39 am

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