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    sinister_midget
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    It's Toosdy!

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Nov 21, 2017 1:19 pm

    Glad he cleared that up!




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    I went out with a girl last night called Irene.

    Japanese lady. Only one leg.


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    I looked out on the destruction: smashed windows, cars turned upside-down, a bus on fire, people running scared, police unsure what move to make...

    I turned to the wife and said, "Cheer up, baby. You did your best. But maybe I should park the car."


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    I only sing when I'm sad.

    It helps a lot to get over what's bothering me. Because my problems are never as bad as my voice.


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    The superhero version at that!




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    Don't be all like, "Who the hell are you?!" or "How did you get into my apartment?!"


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    It worked!

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    Asked my wife just before she fell out of her wheelchair.


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    I couldn't sing. I couldn't dance. I was perfect in every way. Except I wasn't gay.


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    Is sex with a prostitute without her permission rape or shoplifting?

    An acquaintance named Bill C wants to know.


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    My neighbor is really weird.

    Most people sing in the shower. But every time I look through her bathroom window, she's screaming.


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    Back in the 90s Billy Ray Cyrus sang about his "Achy Breaky Heart."

    After seeing Miley, wish it had been about his vasectomy.


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    That worked pretty well!




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    "We're just like you. We know what prison food tastes like."


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    I'd say so. It won't work without it.


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    Re: It's Toosdy!

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue Nov 21, 2017 2:45 pm

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    Re: It's Toosdy!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:51 pm

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    Re: It's Toosdy!

    Post  JJRobinson on Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:39 am

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