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    sinister_midget
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    A short list

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Nov 12, 2017 7:54 pm

    I had some jokes ready last night. A couple of them were really good, too. (Honest!) I woke up this morning and found the power went out and I lost them.

    So here's some also-rans.

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    I don't remember this one.




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    Yesterday was Veterans Day
    11/11

    Or as the stupid Brits would say
    11/11


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    My wife has been missing for a week. The police told me to expect the worst.

    So I went to Goodwill to see if I could get her clothes back.


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    I just lost a good friend of mine in a terrible accident. He got his finger stuck in a wedding ring!


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    It had to happen.




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    Star Trek's George Takei denies sexual misconduct and has stated "I now choose to live life as an even gayer man."


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    My friends always ask me what pickup line I think works best.

    In my experience I've found "does this smell like choloform to you" works pretty well.


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    Why did the Muslim cross the road?

    I don't know, but I took cover just to be safe.


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    The outing of Hollyweird perverts continues.




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    I got to work late this morning. I told my boss I had a problem.

    He said, "There are no problems, only opportunities."

    I told him, "Great! I have a serious drinking opportunity!"


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    In case you ever have a need.



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    Re: A short list

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:01 pm

    Very Happy:D
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    Re: A short list

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:33 pm

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