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    I just binge-watched my wife telling me all I have to do this weekend

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    sinister_midget
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    I just binge-watched my wife telling me all I have to do this weekend

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:31 pm

    After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics again.

    Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself, and how not to argue with me at the top of the stairs again.


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    I know very few racist jokes. But I see this one on TV all the time.




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    I hear if teen boys mix Rohypnol with alcohol it can make them feel spacey.


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    Dementia can lead to obesity. Especially if you keep forgetting you're on a diet.


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    Hollywood celebrities are calling for gun control again.

    They say it's because of the mass shootings. But I suspect it's so their rape victims can't fight back.


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    Good question!




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    My wife and I got into an argument. She dropped the ol' "Why did you marry me?" line.

    Of course, I said the wrong thing (as if there was a RIGHT anything). But "Your sister was already taken" was at least honest.


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    What do you call an Arab with 500 girlfriends?

    A shepard.


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    Good advice for the ladies.




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    Why do Italian men wear necklaces?

    To let them know where to stop shaving.


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    I went to a job interview. The interviewer asked, "How would your previous employer describe you in just one word?"

    I replied, "Unemployed."

    I also found out "whiskey and wild women" isn't a good response when asked about your weaknesses.


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    At the eye doctor.




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    How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Who cares? It's not their house any more.


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    Probably relatives.




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    I used to have 4 different remote controls. Then I got a universal remote.

    Now I have 5 different remote controls.


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    Where does a redneck go to pick up women?

    Usually a family reunion.


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    Who you gonna believe, the haters or Google?

    What really happened to Native Americans


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    I see another Star Wars is in the making.



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    Re: I just binge-watched my wife telling me all I have to do this weekend

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Nov 09, 2017 11:20 am

    Very Happy:D
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    Re: I just binge-watched my wife telling me all I have to do this weekend

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