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    How do you know if you run out of invisible ink?

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    sinister_midget
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    How do you know if you run out of invisible ink?

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:41 pm

    Bringing out the heavy equipment now!




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    I'm wondering. Does anybody know the wage gap between all 67 genders?


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    What should you do when Hillary tells you she has to go to a funeral?

    Look at the obituaries to make sure it isn't yours.


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    Remember before Facebook when streets were lined with diseased corpses because there were no Facebook likes to save them from suicide?


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    Ah, now I get it!




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    I've learned you can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they eventually break down and submit.


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    Well the Antifa Communist Revolution© sure turned out to be a big nothingburger!

    I think I'll sue them for the cost of all the ammo I ended up not needing.


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    Dear vegetarians,

    If you're trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food?


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    Seems to be the trend.




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    My wife was trying on a new dress.

    "Does this make my butt look big?" she asked.

    I walked out of the bedroom, down the stairs, walked out the front door, walked up to the top of the hill. I phoned her and said, "Not from here it doesn't."


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    I nearly had a psychic girlfriend. But she decided to dump me before we met.


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    In the pursuit of diversity and tolerance, I support a mosque being built anywhere in the US. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.

    To promote tolerance, I propose two nightclubs be opened next to to each mosque. One of the clubs would be gay and called The Turban Cowboy. The other would be a topless bar called You Mecca Me Hot.

    Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork. Across the street would be an open pit barbecue restaurant called Iraq of Ribs.

    Nearby could be a lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret. And near that could be a liquor store named Morehammered.

    All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they rightly demand of us.


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    It works so well for Hollyweird....




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    Finally! Proof we have been visited by people from other planets! And right under our noses!

    It's a fact that "Neil Armstrong" spelled backward is "Gnorts, Mr. Alien!"


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    Antifa apparently had a big day yesterday in some places!

    Here is an inspiring photo of just one of their accomplishments!




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    I wonder if girls who are fit and good looking get a popup that says, "An out-of-shape old guy in Kansas City wants to have sex with you."


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    It won't be long until winter again. That time when the poor have to make tough choices between food, heating or getting that massive new tattoo.


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    I hate when that happens!




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    Where's the rest of it?



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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: How do you know if you run out of invisible ink?

    Post  Ladyelaine on Sun Nov 05, 2017 3:34 pm

    Mouth full of coffee, couldn't suppress simultaneous laugh & sneeze. Cleanup time.
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    JJRobinson

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    Location : Texas

    Re: How do you know if you run out of invisible ink?

    Post  JJRobinson on Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:49 am

    Laughing
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    Psycho144

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    Re: How do you know if you run out of invisible ink?

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Nov 06, 2017 1:05 pm

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