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    Velcro - what a rip-off!

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    Velcro - what a rip-off!

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:01 pm

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    Re: Velcro - what a rip-off!

    Post  Guest on Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:08 am

    Very Happy:D:D:D
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    Re: Velcro - what a rip-off!

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