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    An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!

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    An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:05 pm

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    Re: An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!

    Post  JJRobinson on Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:42 am

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    Re: An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it could happen!

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:32 am

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