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    Only 24 more days till another real holiday!

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    sinister_midget
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    Only 24 more days till another real holiday!

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:33 pm

    There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


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    One good question among many.





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    My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.


    So we converted to Islam.


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    Time travel is indeed possible today!


    For example, to go to the past all you need is an airline ticket to any Islamic country.


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    How Canadians sext....





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    A mosquito landed on my wife's face.


    Easiest decision of my life.


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    My son won the lottery and when I dropped by his house he didn't want anything to do with me! I couldn't believe it!


    I blame it on the upbringing he got from his foster parents.


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    The author is anonymous. Or else.





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    My wife said I should seek help. I refused at first when she said she was concerned about my obsession with the Monkees.


    But then I saw her face.


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    How many accident-prone people does it take to change alightbulb?


    We're on our sixth so far.


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    The Democrats are mad that kids keep appropriating their culture.





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    "I'm proud to be a lesbian", said the lesbian 
    "I'm proud to be a gay man", said the gay man 
    "I'm proud to be straight", said the homophobe


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    WIFE: Why did you come home so early?
    ME: The boss told me to go to hell.


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    You've come a long way, baby!





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    I married my wife for sex. She married me for money.


    Now we're even.


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    I finally found something my wife's butt doesn't look big in.


    They call it "the distance."


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    He ran for president.
    He almost did it again in 2016.
    He's mentioned 2020.





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    "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" was originally supposed to have eight short characters.


    But Snow White kept waking up over and over. Plus she complained about pain each time.


    They finally tracked everything down to one character, then removed him: Roofie.





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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Only 24 more days till another real holiday!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:08 am

    Very Happy:D
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Only 24 more days till another real holiday!

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:37 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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