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    Just another manic....Thursday?

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    sinister_midget
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    Just another manic....Thursday?

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:41 pm

    Tail of mouse. 
    Eye of cat. 
    Head of newt 
    and wing of bat. 
    Tongue of toad. 
    Ear of dog. 
    Skin of snake 
    and leg of frog. 

    Why the health department shut down a local KFC.


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    I read in a women's magazine that the perfect husband is wealthy, intelligent and has an off button.

    I hate these distorted standards for men! How's a regular guy supposed to compete with Stephen Hawking?


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    I landed a job working with Asians about their future employment prospects.

    I'm a Korea adviser.


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    It was for a good cause. The leaving her out of it part, that is.




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    CNN: Trump is using his presidency to enrich himself.
    CNN: Trump losing massive amounts of money as President.




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    ME: Should I be concerned that this tomato is genetically modified?
    TOMATO: No.


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    Only to the most deserving.




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    At a gala for Hollywood actresses to unite against sexual harassment, Jennifer Lawrence looked very serious and concerned. 

    I'm not surprised. Now that Harvey's gone, she'll have to learn to act.


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    Coming to a feminist bookstore near you.




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    Does anybody know where I can buy some of that Rohypnol the famous people, like Harris, Saville and Weinstein, use? 

    You know, the stuff that makes a woman not remember she's been raped for 24 years rather than the 24 hours mine takes to wear off.


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    I'm very disappointed with Adobe Acrobat. I've had it more than 10 years and not a single trick!


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    I didn't even know transcowboy was a thing.




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    Some experts are saying my wife has a real chance to win the gold at the next Olympics.

    Unfortunately for me, her sport is Women's Sumo.


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    Peanuts finally gets with the times.



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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Just another manic....Thursday?

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:09 am

    Very Happy:D

      Current date/time is Sun Dec 17, 2017 11:40 am