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    sinister_midget
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    For your Monday perusal

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Oct 08, 2017 11:10 pm

    Next time make a list!




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    I can still remember the advice a teacher gave me one time long ago.

    "If you're not a student in this class, you need to leave."


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    I believe this is the only selfie my brother ever took before he died.




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    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.


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    I'm considering suing Exlax for defecation of character.


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    John probably had trouble making it rhyme.




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    I hope God doesn't turn out to be a woman!

    Not only will I go to hell, I won't even know why!!


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    How'd they do that?




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    Living with OCD nearly led me to kill myself.

    But I was never able to write a suicide note I was entirely happy with.


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    At my funeral there will be several piñatas. You know, to make people happy.

    They'll all be filled with bees. You know, to make me happy.


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    For those of you not fluent in French, it says "I'm a pedophile."


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    I work with a Korean guy named Kim. One day at an office party we were hoisting a few drinks and I said to him, "Do you ever get fed up with westerners saying that all Koreans look alike?"

    He said, "Kim's at the bar getting a drink. I'm his wife."


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    Not surprising. I thought she was coming down the the Princess Nancy sickness a long time ago.



    That's actually a book.


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    Everyone you love dies.

    On the other hand, everyone you hate dies, too.

    So there's that.


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    The police came to my house this morning and said they wanted to interview me. I told them I never applied for a job there.


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    Poor thing! It must be tough trying to raise 63 kids at once!




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    I just had that difficult conversation with my son about internet porn.

    All I could manage was, "I was young, I needed the money and it was cold."


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    I saw scientists in Denmark have created a material that can "suck the atmosphere" out of a room.

    They're calling it Mywifeium.


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    Finally, they're starting to enter the 14th century!




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    If you ever feel useless, just remember that North Korea has a prime minister.


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    I have to admit, I was skeptical of climate change.

    But I've changed my mind since Donald Trump was elected and all of the snowflakes are melting.


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    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
    --  Thomas Sowell
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    Psycho144

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    Re: For your Monday perusal

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:31 am

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    Joencalif2

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    Re: For your Monday perusal

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:04 pm

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