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    Say what you want about deaf people...

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Oct 05, 2017 1:05 am

    How come the word "dictionary" is in the dictionary? If you don't know what a dictionary is, how would you know where to look for it and what to look up?

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    The Council on American-Islamic Relations condemned the Vegas attack.

    Something to do with cutural appropriation.

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    For fairness and equality.



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    My wife complains I'm not enough of a gentleman.

    "You never hold the door open for me," she said.

    "Not true," I corrected her. "For instance, what about the time you threatened to leave?"

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    Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.

    Could it be they don't care much for random people coming to the door?

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    Mrs. Clinton responds to news of shootings in Las Vegas.



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    "You are more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark."

    That's absolutely true. I've never had a shark go after me. But my ex-wife chased me with a knife multiple times.

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    My wife's been hanging out at the gym lately. I told her larger shorts would help with that.

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    If only one of these people still had most of the Haiti money that never made it to Haiti...



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    I stopped in a bar in Alamogordo. There was a sign advertising a special on Bloody Nicoles.

    I asked the bartender, "What's a Bloody Nicole?"

    "It's like a Bloody Mary. But instead of tomato juice it has OJ."

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    If I had a dollar for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

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    No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the toilets at Taco Bell.

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    Lately it seems every day I reach a time when I just can't put up with crap and turn to drink. Usually it's around 8 AM.

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    Fraud is everywhere!



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    I feel sorry for Anne Frank.

    First she had her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare!

    After that, she didn't get paid for having it published. That's every Jew's worst nightmare!

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    Never leave the toilet seat up in a woman's house. She'll know you were there.

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    My wife and I have sooooo much in common.

    She wants to travel. I want her to go.

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    They're closin' in!



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    One of my accounts told me I had to change the password.

    On the first attempt it failed. It told me the password had to be at least 8 characters long. So I chose "Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs."

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    Suicide is when you end your life in misery and despair. So's marriage.

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    Like all of the others, it was "natural causes."



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    I saw today the media has figured out why the guy shot up Las Vegas.

    Turns out he was white.


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    Re: Say what you want about deaf people...

    Post  Ladyelaine on Thu Oct 05, 2017 8:25 am

    Is the Tom Petty one for real? Recent Hillary photo seems to indicate stress is getting to her.
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    Re: Say what you want about deaf people...

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:13 am

    No, it's not real. I'm not even sure it's the real Tom Petty account. It's either a fake account (there are a few that appear to be real and they're just parodies, like Sean Spicier) or somebody redid an actual tweet to make it say something else. I don't do Twitter or I'd go check it out.

    I did try Twitter for a short while to try getting some ideas to Trump. But I wasn't sure if he read responses to his own tweets. I know for sure he read other people because he'd respond to them (Chelsea Hubbell, Mrs. Bill Clinton, several politicians, some of the phony news outlets, etc). But I can't recall him ever responding to anybody who responded to one of his tweets. So I wasn't sure if he'd ever see any ideas passed that way.


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    Re: Say what you want about deaf people...

    Post  Ladyelaine on Thu Oct 05, 2017 2:34 pm

    Thanks. Neutral

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