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    The world was going to end tomorrow, but the guy predicting it changed his mind

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    sinister_midget
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    The world was going to end tomorrow, but the guy predicting it changed his mind

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Sep 22, 2017 12:45 pm

    Celebrate diversity!



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    According to the UK's Guardian, Amazon's algorithms are recommending products that could be used to make bombs.

    Customers started receiving the "you might also like" notices after the purchase of the Koran.

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    My teenage daughter has been distraught because she thinks her breasts should be developing faster.

    I tried to comfort her. "Don't worry about it so much. Your mother's breasts aren't all that big."

    "Right," she said. "And look who she ended up with!"

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    Are we there yet?



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    I was out drinking with some friends when I looked down and noticed I had 18 missed calls from my wife! 18 missed calls!!

    Is she insecure or what? That's an average of 6 calls a day!

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    Meet Elton Jong-Un!



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    My wife wanted to spice up our relationship with role play. She pretended to be a naughty schoolgirl and I pretended to be interested.

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    Any time you have a 50-50 chance of doing something right, there's a 90% probability that you'll do it wrong.

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    So THAT'S the plot!



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    I found an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid.

    It's called Facebook.

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    I just noticed how hard it is to spot a Muslim crossdresser.

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    I met this really nice girl in the park last night. There was an instant spark between us, and she fell to my feet!

    Shoulda got a taser a long time ago!

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    Everybody wants a piece of the action now.



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    How many cops does it take to push a black man off a blacony?

    None. He fell.

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    It IS time for a course correction!



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    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
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    Re: The world was going to end tomorrow, but the guy predicting it changed his mind

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:06 pm

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