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    sinister_midget
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    Hump Day Special

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:10 pm

    Starring in the Russian movie, Ганнибал (Hannibal).





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    Give a Nigerian a fish, he'll eat for a day. 


    Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people.


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    Two for Halloween.






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    I've had an awful day!


    First my ex-wife was hit by a bus!


    Then about an hour ago I lost my job as a bus driver!


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    Our secret weapon.





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    They say the new iPhone X is so innovative it will revolutionize the way we ignore people we're standing next to.


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    How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger?


    One if nobody's looking.


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    INTERVIEWER 1: Describe yourself in one word.


    ME: Hired.


    INTERVIEWER 2: [whispers] Holy crap! Can he do that?


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    Words of wisdom.





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    Today is International Disturbed People's Day. Please send an encouraging word to a disturbed friend. Like the one I just sent:


    "I don't care it you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, 'cause you're friggin' special!"


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    It's more than simple genetics.





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    A quick reminder of how much progress we're making.





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    What's Hillary's favorite pizza?


    Little seizures.


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    Virtue-signalling on Twitter ain't what it used to be.





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    Jack Kennedy put men on the moon.


    Barry Hussein put men in the ladies room.


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    I keep falling for it! Every time I click one of those links telling me there are local young girls just looking for guys my age, I end up meeting a dog!





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    A pirate eye chart.


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    I wish this had been the first - and only - chapter in her book.


    Chapter 1 - What Happened?



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    Florida has had 118 hurricanes since 1950. But Irma holds the unique title of being the first one caused by global warming.


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    Yes, dear.





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    "The victim couldn't have identified me, your honor. It was dark. And I was wearing a mask."


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    It's disgusting!





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    I wonder if jellyfish are sad that there aren't any peanutbutterfish.


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    I never knew that!





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    We know!





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    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Hump Day Special

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Sep 22, 2017 9:43 am

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    Joencalif2

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    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:37 pm

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