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    9 months to Labor Day, 9 months and a woman goes into labor. Coincidence?

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    9 months to Labor Day, 9 months and a woman goes into labor. Coincidence?

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:51 pm

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    Why would the holocaust be a failure if the victims were Muslim?

    Because it's impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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    At least liberals are consistent!



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    The truth is I can see fine. But my wife went with me to the eye exam and the technician put 2 and 2 together.

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    How many parents does it take to raise a psychopath?

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    The Beach Boys say they're going to do a series of concerts to raise money for African charities.

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    The allowance only goes so far!



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    I raised the alarm at work today.

    The midgets were furious.

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    We were so poor in our house that when it was cold we'd all sit around a candle together.

    When it was really cold, we'd light it.

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    I was raised as an only child.

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