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    9 months to Labor Day, 9 months and a woman goes into labor. Coincidence?

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:51 pm

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    At least liberals are consistent!



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    I raised the alarm at work today.

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    We were so poor in our house that when it was cold we'd all sit around a candle together.

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