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    sinister_midget
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    Today is the first day of the rest of the week

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:29 pm

    DID YOU KNOW:


    Did you know if you put your ear up to a stranger's leg you can hear them say"What the hell are you doing??"


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    The last Houston to be submerged in water was Whitney. Look at how that turned out.


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    The next Transformers film is supposed to have a gay Transformer in it.


    He turns into a Prius.


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    Can't sleep






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    When a Jehovah's Witness dies, I wonder if God pretends he's not in.


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    Don't you just hate it when you're in a bar full of gorgeous women and can't decide which one to follow  home?


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    I'm not saying that my wife is ugly. But when she got on a bus in Mumbai, the rapists got off.


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    I was sure of it!





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    I met a 16-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy. So I suggested we meet up.


    She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!?


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    I am a huge fan of underground music. Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson......


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    The memes write themselves these days.





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    Because Walmart





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    I really wanted to break up with my girlfriend because her stutter drives me crazy.


    But I hate long goodbyes.


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    I recently saved a ton of money on my car insurance.


    I fled the scene of an accident.


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    My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her.


    Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.


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    Scientists have uncovered a previously unknown evolutionary link.





    I've come to understand their backbones are similar, too.


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    I just paid for a 2 week vacation in a 5-star hotel in Paris for my wife and mother-in-law.


    That's how much I hate the French.


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    I bet Jehovah's Witnesses have some good knock-knock jokes.


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    I started to make a Muslim joke. Then I remembered they always blow up in your face.


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    One of the most important reasons for studying history is that
    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
    --  Thomas Sowell
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Today is the first day of the rest of the week

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:03 am

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