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    sinister_midget
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    If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:40 am

    Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

    They're that good!

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    It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong.

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    I went and bought one of those roof boxes for my car.

    I never realized how practical those things are! I can barely hear my kids now!

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    I asked my wife what she'd do if I won the lottery.

    "Take half and dump your lazy butt!"

    I said, "Good. I won twelve bucks. Here's six, now get out!"

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    What do Muslim men do for foreplay?

    Tickle the camel under the chin.

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    Glad we cleared that up!



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    My brother hates gay people. "We should take all those gays and stick 'em on an island!"

    We already did, bro. Ever hear of Manhattan?

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    I hate hot weather. I have to keep the windows closed because all the neighbor's kids do is scream.

    I'm thinking about giving them back.

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    My son was just asking me the other day if they ever figured out how these evolved.

    Noah knows!



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    I'm terrified of the concept of reincarnation!

    Just the thought I might have to see Disney on Ice again makes me weak!

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    What do you call a Muslim Elvis impersonator?

    Amal Shukup

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    Somebody asked Trump if he knew the difference between Sunni and Shia.

    He said, "I don't know the difference, but I know they sang 'I Got You Babe.'"

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    Why is it the longer I stay home the more homeless I look?

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    My wife asked me to let her have some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.

    So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.


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    Re: If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:22 pm

    Laughing
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    Psycho144

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    Re: If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

    Post  Psycho144 on Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:32 pm

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    JJRobinson

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    Re: If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Aug 17, 2017 6:29 am

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