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    We were so poor when I was a kid that for breakfast we had to eat Regular K

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    We were so poor when I was a kid that for breakfast we had to eat Regular K

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:47 pm

    25% of liberals are on medication for mental illness.

    That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!

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    That about sums it up.



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    Saw a report today. "Men who have sex with more than twenty women in their life have a reduced risk of developing prostate cancer"

    Awesome! Only twenty to go!

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    1817: Women had no rights.
    1917: Women fought for some rights.
    2017: Women are always right.

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    Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller walk into a bar.

    They both walked into a wall.

    Stevie Wonder walked into a chair.

    You can probably see where this is going. They couldn't.

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    You think these things happen by accident? Think again!



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    "You remember that argument we had 3 or 4 years ago and we agreed to sit down and write out each other's faults?" I asked my wife.

    "God, yes!" she said. "I still have my list around here someplace!"

    "Well," I told her. "I just finished writing mine."

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    Not to brag or anything, but once I was the youngest person alive on earth!

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    Bigamy is having one spouse too many. So is monogamy.

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    Now that I think about it, I haven't seen Christopher Robin around for awhile.



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    If there are no differences between men and women, what are gender studies all about?

    If there are more than 2 genders, just what is a bisexual?

    If there are more genders than male and female, why do so many "trans" people have to point out they are non-binary, and choose pronouns like "she" and "her?"

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    Remember when your momma told you to eat good before going out to play? She was protecting you in case you didn't get a chance to eat for awhile.



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    What do you call a woman that works as hard as a man?

    Lazy.

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    I guess it's over.



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    Do magazines really have to add the word "Alive" to their "Sexiest Woman" covers, or am I seriously underestimating the number of necrophiliacs in the world?

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    I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and then she doesn't want to be friends any more.

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    I had to quit my job. They were always forcing me to do things I wasn't even slightly qualified for.

    Like being pleasant to idiots.

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    Still trying to figure out why the SJWs. feminists, socialists, commies and GBLTQLMNOP people get upset about this.



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    GUARD: What would you like for your last meal?

    FEMALE INMATE: I don't know, what do you want?

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    What's red and bad for your teeth?

    A brick. Now shut up!


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    Re: We were so poor when I was a kid that for breakfast we had to eat Regular K

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    Re: We were so poor when I was a kid that for breakfast we had to eat Regular K

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