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    sinister_midget
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    You must specify a subject for your message - Part II

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:45 am

    How many Lowe's could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's?

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    Women dream of world peace, a safe environment and eliminating world hunger.

    Men dream of being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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    As a man I am only attracted to women with nice breasts OR a nice butt OR a pretty face OR tight pants OR a short skirt...

    OR a pulse.

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    A guy in Mississippi was arrested and charged with taking upskirt photographs in a Walmart.

    The case was dropped because they couldn't find 12 jurors willing to look at upskirt pictures of Walmart shoppers.

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    She would have a great future!



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    The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes.

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    Marriage is like a deck of cards.

    In the beginning you just need two hearts and a diamond. Before you know it you wish you had a club and a spade.

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    Apple made an iPod for kids. It failed right off.

    Turns out "iTouch Kids" doesn't sell too well anywhere outside of Hollywood and a couple of large cities.

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    Mimicked life mimics fantasy.



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    My family's coat of arms ties in the back.

    Is that normal?

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    What goes click click "Have I done it yet?" Click click "Have I done it yet?"

    Stevie Wonder working on a Rubik cube.

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    A Muslim I work with was showing me his tattoo.

    I looked, then asked, "Isn't that one of those that washes off?"

    He said, "I don't know."

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    Schools are starting to catch up to universities lately.



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    I mistakenly thought I saw KITT from the TV show Knight Rider this morning.

    Turns out it was just a Muslim woman with bloodshot eyes.

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    NEWS: Colorado marijuana trade generates $500 million in tax revenue.

    It's generating so much money that Colorado can now afford a cocaine habit.

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    There are stories about people printing working guns on 3D printers.

    Other than showing it can be done, I'm not sure if it'll ever catch on. If HP makes the ink cartridges, it would cost less to buy the AK-47 outright.

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    A new study shows that when women get more sleep they have better sex.

    The footnote says the study was conducted by Bill Cosby.

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    Say what you will about them, but even terrorists need to kick their feet up and enjoy some entertainment.



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    My dog is worried about the economy. Dog food is up to $6 a can. That's $42 dog money!

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    My brother has a weird hobby. He collects lots of empty bottles and cans.

    Yeah, his wife is right. That DOES sound a lot better than "alcoholic."

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    He has to shop when it's warm because he's too busy when winter comes around.



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    "There's more than one way to skin a cat."

    History shows that saying originated in a Chinese restaurant.

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    Whenever I get depressed thinking about whether or not I'm throwing my life away I cheer myself up by watching funny cat videos on the internet.

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    Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
    (I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.)
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