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    Psycho144

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    A Billion

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:56 am

    The following information is TOO sobering. Thanks goes to a retired minister, Bill, in Arkansas.
    Please read and be sure to vote in every election accordingly.
     
                        [size=48]A Billion[/size]         
    [size=48]This is too true to be funny.[/size]
     
    [size=48]The next time you hear a politician use the [/size][size=48]
    Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.[/size]
     
     
    [size=48]A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.[/size]
    [size=48]A.[/size]   [size=48]A billion seconds ago it was 1959.[/size]
    [size=48]B.[/size]   [size=48]A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.[/size]
    [size=48]C.[/size]   [size=48]A billion hours ago our ancestors were [/size][size=48]
    living in the Stone Age.[/size]
     
    [size=48]D.[/size]   [size=48]A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.[/size]
    [size=48]E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government [/size][size=48]
    is spending it.[/size]


     
    [size=48]While this thought is still fresh in our brain... [/size][size=48]
    let's take a look at New Orleans ... 
    It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.[/size]

     
    [size=48]Louisiana Senator, [/size][size=48]
    Mary Landrieu was asking Congress for[/size]
       [size=48]
    250 [/size]
    [size=48]BILLION DOLLARS [/size][size=48]
    To [/size]
    [size=48]rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... [/size][size=48]
    What does it mean?[/size]

     
    [size=48]A.[/size]   [size=48]
    Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans  
    (every man, woman and child) 
    You each get[/size]
       [size=48]$516,528[/size]

     
    [size=48]B.[/size]   [size=48]
    Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets[/size]
     [size=48]$1,329,787.[/size]

     
    [size=48]C.[/size]   [size=48]
    Or... If you are a family of four... 
    Your family gets[/size]
       [size=48]$2,066,012.[/size]

     
    [size=48]Washington , D.C. .....[/size] 
    [size=48]HELLO![/size]   [size=48]
    Are all your calculators broken??[/size]
     
    [size=43]And all you can do is give us:[/size]
     
    [size=48]Building Permit Tax [/size][size=48]
    CDL License Tax 
    Cigarette Tax 
    Corporate Income Tax 
    Dog License Tax 
    Federal Income Tax (Fed) 
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) 
    Fishing License Tax 
    Food License Tax 
    Fuel Permit Tax 
    Gasoline Tax 
    Hunting License Tax 
    Inheritance Tax 
    Inventory Tax 
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) 
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) 
    Liquor Tax 
    Luxury Tax 
    Marriage License Tax 
    Medicare Tax 
    Property Tax 
    Real Estate Tax 
    Service charge Taxes 
    Social Security Tax 
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers) 
    Sales Taxes 
    Recreational Vehicle Tax 
    School Tax  
    State Income Tax  
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) 
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax 
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax 
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax 
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax 
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax  
    Telephone State and Local Tax 
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax 
    Utility Tax 
    Vehicle License Registration Tax 
    Vehicle Sales Tax 
    Watercraft Registration Tax 
    Well Permit Tax 
    Workers Compensation Tax 
    (And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)[/size]

     
    [size=48]STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?[/size]

     
    [size=48]Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... [/size][size=48]
    And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.[/size]

     
    [size=48]We had absolutely no national debt... [/size][size=48]
    We had the largest middle class in the world... 
    And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.[/size]

     
    [size=48]What happened? [/size][size=48]
    Can you spell[/size]

     
    [size=48]'politicians'![/size]

     
    [size=48]And I still have to [/size][size=48]
    Press '1' 
    For English.[/size]

     
    [size=48]I hope this goes around [/size][size=48]the[/size]   [size=48]
    U[/size]
       [size=48]S[/size]   [size=48]A[/size]   
    [size=48]At[/size]    [size=48]least 100 times[/size]

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: A Billion

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Jul 28, 2017 1:45 pm

    Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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