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    At what age is is appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

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    sinister_midget
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    At what age is is appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu 27 Jul 2017 - 10:01

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    Probably because I'm a man, not a cake shop.

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    It's not like there weren't any clues or anything.



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    When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, I do.

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    As I was driving off, he asked me to turn my radio off because of the music. He said his religious teaching didn't allow him to listen to music. Because in the days of the prophet there was no music. Especially western music, which is the music of the infidel.

    I turned the radio off, pulled over, shut off the meter and told him to get out. When he asked why, I told him in the days of his prophet there were no taxis, so he should get out and wait for a camel.

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    "Happy Birthday!"
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    You're welcome.

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    My bank lets me send a text message and they'll text back my balance.

    I like that they do that. But I don't think the "LOL" is necessary!

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    Asked and answered.

    Now you won't need to buy it.



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    Have another cup!



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    I think Trump should tweet that he's against the wall. That would ensure the left and media (but I repeat myself) demand one be built.

    Hey, tweeting about being upset with Sessions suddenly made them all like HIM!


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    Re: At what age is is appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu 27 Jul 2017 - 11:05

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    Re: At what age is is appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

    Post  Ladyelaine on Thu 27 Jul 2017 - 19:06

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