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    sinister_midget
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    Another hump day

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:14 am

    Let's go for a bike ride! It'll be fun!!



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    I've often wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.

    Maybe they give a girl a bra and say, "Here, fill this out."

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    Scientists recently uncovered what they believe to be the first completed edition of the Islamic Qur'an.

    It appears to be a coloring book full of pictures on 9-year-old girls.

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    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!



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    What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

    One less drunk Irishman.

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    Don't tell me you haven't been curious.....



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    Men are like dogs. We're happy to see you and have no idea what you're mad about.

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    For some of us, loving America is intuitive.



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    The only sure things in life are death, taxes and Lucy reruns.

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    What feminism will do to you!



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    My wife was reading some of her quiz questions out of Cosmo, and she turned to me and asked, "Have you ever had sex with a fat woman?"

    She said it with a straight face, too.

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    Looks to be a government-mandated ramp for the handicapped.



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    Wait for it.....



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    Now it makes sense.



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    Psycho144

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    Re: Another hump day

    Post  Psycho144 on Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:12 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Re: Another hump day

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Jul 05, 2017 3:54 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    JJRobinson

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    Re: Another hump day

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:53 am

    Very Happy

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