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    sinister_midget
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    Just a nothing burger

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:59 pm

    I looked everywhere to try to buy a midget spinner. They must be all sold out or something.

    So I guess I'll settle for a Russian fidget spinner.



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    My eldest daughter is named Summer, as she is my ray of sunshine.



    My youngest daughter is called Spring, as she gives hope of what is to come.


    And my son is called Autumn, as he has Down's syndrome and keeps falling out of trees.

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    Has anybody else noticed what bigots the LGBTQLMNOP advocacy groups are?

    All of the colors on their symbols are straight!

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    My 50 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon, and I'm worried about the 180 pounds I've gained since then.

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    Elmo: Refugee kids are just like us



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    Even pets need to call a professional sometimes.



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    What do you call it when an Italian has one arm longer than the other?

    A speech impediment.

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    Who was the racist that decided to name the body of water between China and Japan the Yellow Sea?

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    Well! I'll never go in there again!



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    It doesn't surprise me that Serena Williams is so good at tennis.

    She had to have gotten really strong swatting at bi-planes circling the Empire State building.

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    I read today that China is recalling several tons of lead. Officials are warning it may contain toys.

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    I joined Athletics Anonymous.

    Whenever you feel like exercising they send somebody around to drink with you until the urge passes.

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    I went on a trip to China a couple of years ago. You really have to watch what you do because the laws are totally different. I know because I got arrested.

    The policeman read my rights. It didn't take long.

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    That's what they say!



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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Just a nothing burger

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:28 am

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    Psycho144

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    Re: Just a nothing burger

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:44 pm

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