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    sinister_midget
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    Stereotypically stereotypical

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:54 pm

    I knew some enterprising soul would find a way to help!



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    My girlfriend has so many shoes in her bedroom that it feels like I'm standing outside a mosque when I'm there.

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    I wondered what the big deal was about fidget spinners. Tried one and wasn't impressed,

    But one of these? Sweet!



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    The wife left me in charge of the kids this week. My problem is I'm not much of a cook.

    Anybody know how much vodka goes in an omelet?

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    A guy was sitting next to a Muslim on an airliner. He ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink, too.

    "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!" exclaimed the Muslim.

    The guy gave his drink back, saying, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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    All I can say is it's about time!!



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    Why don't Muslims touch Scottish single malt whiskey?

    It's over ten years old.

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    I accidentally let some gas slip on the elevator today.

    Cleared that carriage out faster than a Muslim with a backpack!

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    I just read that the body is 60% water.

    My wife isn't fat, she's flooded!

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    Michael Jackson sold millions of records.

    Mohammad had the best-selling fiction novel of all time.

    Let's face it. The world loves pedophiles.

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    I saw on the news that Serena Williams said she won't be at Wimbledon this year.

    She said something about trouble with an enlarged prostate.

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    Really nailed it!



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    I've been getting one of these almost every day lately.



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    What? ANOTHER anti-Trump rally?!!?



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    My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread the situations around me.

    I'm pretty sure she was just trying to start a conversation to hit on me.

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    The wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.

    "Are we expecting guests?" I asked.

    "No," she replied.

    "Then why did you buy so much bread?"

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    The police here are looking for a racist attacker. Thought I could help so I called.

    Turns out it wasn't a job offer.

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    I saw a homeless man. I gave him $1.

    I saw a homeless woman. I gave her 77¢.


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    Re: Stereotypically stereotypical

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