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    It's Take Your Dog to Work Day!

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    sinister_midget
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    It's Take Your Dog to Work Day!

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:11 am

    With the recent attack by the white guy on Muslims in Britain, somebody has finally started to make a concerted effort to catch up.



    It's unknown at this time if there are others who will take up the cause. But I do note that nobody has called this guy a "lone wolf." And the Muslim mayor of London still hasn't told the Muslims to get used to it, that it's the price for living in a large city.

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    Why did Mohammed forbid drinking alcohol?

    Because the bars wouldn't serve any to his 9-year-old date.

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    They were bound to find it sooner or later.



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    Very likely the first case of transmittal from human to pet!



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    Van strikes a group of pedestrians outside a mosque.

    Pardon me, let me correct that. It should read "pedophiles."

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    You know, they joke about Father's Day being an uncomfortable and confusing time in the hood. But that's just for laughs.

    This tragedy is all too real!



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    I started using a selfie stick.

    It's great! I use it to beat the hell out of people using selfie sticks.

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    Did you know if you cut off a California girl's head still still keep taking selfies for 3 minutes?

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    I guess that settles it.



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    LIFE HACK: How to get stoned without smoking weed.



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    Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

    All over.

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    If you can't tell the difference between delivery and Digiorno, there's a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice, too.

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    Bet you thought it was all a hoax, didn't you?



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    A Muslim kid lost his mom in the supermarket. The manager asked what she looked like.

    "How do I know?"

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    Looks like the neighbor lady called Uber to go to Walmart again.



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    My wife is planning on leaving me because I'm a violent, domineering bully.

    But we're Muslim. So she can't.

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    What do you call an attractive white woman sitting in the same room as a Muslim?

    A hostage.

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    I was just wondering whatever happened to them the other day.



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    I was curious for years about my origins. I mean, I don't really look much like my mom or dad. So I asked.

    "Mom, am I adopted?"

    "Or course not, honey! Why would we choose you?"

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    My daughter always dreamed of getting married when she was a little girl.

    So we converted to Islam.


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    Re: It's Take Your Dog to Work Day!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:59 pm

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    Re: It's Take Your Dog to Work Day!

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