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    Makes me wonder why he bought Whole Foods first!


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    Makes me wonder why he bought Whole Foods first!

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:59 pm

    Amazon To Buy Whole World For $450 Trillion

    SEATTLE, WA—Just days after the announcement that it would purchase grocer Whole Foods, American conglomerate Inc declared Tuesday that it has decided to “just buy the entire world and everything in it” for $450 trillion, in what is being seen as a major step forward in the company’s plan to touch every part of every consumer’s life.

    The deal will bring the planet Earth, all of its land, water, and natural resources, as well as all man-made structures, products, infrastructure, and currency therein under control of the famous internet company. “Everything in the world will belong to Amazon,” one industry analyst said.

    “We are very pleased to be bringing the entire planet under the Amazon umbrella,” CEO Jeff Bezos said in an interview about the purchase Tuesday. “We see this acquisition as vital to our stated goal of being obsessively customer-centric.”

    “But, as always, we will keep a long-term view, and will not rest on our laurels. There are trillions and trillions of other planets to colonize and acquire,” he added.

    I guess owning the Washington $@%# as his own personal blog wasn't enough.

    Still, why buy Whole Foods one day, then two days later buy it again as part of the world package? I guess having a lot of money doesn't imply having a lot of sense.

    One of the most important reasons for studying history is that
    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
    --  Thomas Sowell

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    Re: Makes me wonder why he bought Whole Foods first!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Jun 21, 2017 10:08 am

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