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    sinister_midget
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    Why does Friday have to be so far from Monday, yet Monday is so close to Friday?

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Jun 16, 2017 12:23 pm

    She's reportedly is getting $100 million for the latest autobiography.



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    I went into the kitchen this morning and asked the wife, "Is that coffee I smell?"

    She said, "It is. And you do."

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    If I had a bullet for every new gender there is these days I could solve the problem.

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    I have an EpiPen. Not sure why. But a friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed important to him that I have it.

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    Tehran's annual Gay Pride event.



    It's a joyous time when all come out to view the festivities!



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    It's a good thing not everybody has a smartphone. Somebody has to honk when the light turns green.

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    They grow up so fast!



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    Girls say they get frustrated with me because of my short attention span. Unbeknownst to them...

    Wow! Cool word, huh, unbeknownst?

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    It's OK to celebrate your own culture. But stop trying to force it on everybody else!



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    The school most attended by government employees.



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    This must be just after the FBI seized the bodies as evidence of Russian collusion with Trump.



    Well, that's what they say about the dead, anyway.

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    I read today that there are 104 languages spoken in London. 104!  Lord, how do they communicate?

    But not being satisfied with that figure, the British government wants to make it 105 with the introduction of English later this year.

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    I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save 15 percent on car insurance.

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    Well, he did say he'd find a way to get it done.



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    My wife told me she wants a divorce because there's another man.

    I hate to lose her. But I love him more.

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    Courtesy of Barry's brother, Malik.



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    Re: Why does Friday have to be so far from Monday, yet Monday is so close to Friday?

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:17 pm

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    Re: Why does Friday have to be so far from Monday, yet Monday is so close to Friday?

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