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    It's almost summer!

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Jun 11, 2017 7:57 pm

    What we learned from the Comey testimony:





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    I ordered a 42" TV last week. I got it yesterday and found it's not what I expected.

    I opened the box and out jumped a midget in drag!

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    Oh how things change!



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    Every time I hear "With A Little Help From My Friends" it reminds me of my late wife.

    That's how I got rid of the body.

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    I used to have a cigarette after a good meal.

    Thanks to my wife I've quit.

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    Strange how that happens.



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    A blond was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”

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    I see Rosie is making movies again.



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    I've tried EVERYTHING to get rid of the ant infestation around here!



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    We should breed all our animals this way so city-dwellers and immigrants know the difference and don't try milking elephants or riding mountain lions.



    Now that I think about it maybe we don't want immigrants to know about the mountain lion part. Let me get back to you on that.

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    The other day my son talked back to his mother. She told him to do something, but he said, "NO! I don't wanna!"

    So I took him aside and said, "Listen, you need to teach me how to do that."

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    A Muslim family moved into a house full of rats.

    "Damn, these creatures breed so fast!" thought the rat.

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    In New York City you'll never walk alone.

    There will always be other visitors to the city who've had their cars stolen, too.

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    Which one do you think is the bigger rapist?



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    People think ISIS is all hard work and serious business. But the truth is even terrorists have to take time out from raping women, slaughtering Christians and beheading infidels to kick back, relax and have a good time.

    For instance, here you see some of the boys having a fun karaoke session after a hard day of setting up IEDs and using shoulder-fired weapons:



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    (I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.)
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    Re: It's almost summer!

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    Re: It's almost summer!

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