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    sinister_midget
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    Happy hump day!

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Jun 07, 2017 9:57 pm

    The sale of ice cream goes up in the summer. People suffer sunburns in the summer.

    Ice cream causes sunburns.

    Trust me, I'm a climate scientist.

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    Ahmed goes to Burger King and asks for a Whopper.

    The cashier says, "Islam is the religion of peace."

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    The roundest knight in King Arthur's court was Sir Cumference.

    He ate too much Pi.

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    Locals were in shock when police found a cache of weapons behind a library in the south side of Chicago.

    Residents in the area said they had no idea they had a library.

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    Muslim ban? At this stage I'd be happy if they wore ANY kind of deodorant!

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    I'm writing a breakup poem to someone if anybody can help. I'm looking for something that rhymes with "You forgot to mention your transgender operation."

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    Anybody who tells you marriage is an equal partnership is lying.

    I gave up drinking, fishing, biking, lounging around, hanging out with my friends....

    She gave up sex.

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    Disney was a plagiarist?



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    King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia spent billions on his country's air force. But the only time he got to see Saudi pilots in action was on 9/11.

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    "Mary had a little lamb."

    A nursery rhyme in the US. A porn film in Saudi Arabia.

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    What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

    Dr Dre.

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    My cousin said his son was at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester when the killings happened.

    I always knew the kid was gay.

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    My wife asked me to write a poem for our anniversary.

    I tried. But I couldn't think of anything that rhymes with "You ruined my life."

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    A Muslim goes to Burger King and asks for a Whopper.

    The cashier says, "Muhammad was not a bloodthirsty pedophile."

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    Once a king, always a king. But once a knight is never enough.


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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Happy hump day!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu Jun 08, 2017 10:58 am

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Happy hump day!

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:08 pm

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