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    On this day in history.....

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Jun 03, 2017 12:48 pm

    I would like to take a moment to thank all the people who post pictures of Chelsea Clinton. Without those I'd struggle mightily to lose weight.

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    My wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.

    Turns out she wasn't happy with what I came home with. But it's not my fault! She didn't tell me "anything but a case of rum!"

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    CNN BREAKING NEWS:



    They're finally closing in!

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    Does he think she's blond or something?



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    What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

    Deport him.

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    What's the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of whiskey?

    A beautiful dress can make a girl look gorgeous. A bottle of whiskey can make ALL girls look gorgeous.

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    I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt earlier that said "This is what a feminist looks like."

    Of course that was fairly obvious. No boobs and a hint of a mustache.

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    What was David Bowie's last hit?

    Heroin.

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    What do you call a Muslim feminist?

    Dead.

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    They warned Trump this would happen if he dumped the Paris agreement!



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    Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

    A: So you can tell them from the radical feminists.

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    Some reviews are very helpful!



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    A bond calls 911 and screams that her house is on fire.

    "Calm down, ma'am, and help will be there soon. Now, how do they get to your house?"

    She says, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

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    Why doesn't Japan have a radical feminist movement?

    Because Japanese hunt whales.

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    I knew I'd seen that somewhere.



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    A woman knocked on my door yesterday, saying she was collecting for some feminist organization.

    I gave her all my disposable razors.

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    An old guy answers a knock at the door, only to find two sheriff deputies standing there.

    “Sir, are you married?” one deputy asked.

    “Why, yes I am,” the old man replied. “For over 48 years.”

    “Do you have a photograph of your wife, sir?” the second deputy questioned.

    The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the officers.

    They looked it over and handed it back to him.

    “Sir, I’m sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”

    The old man says, “I know but she’s a great cook and she has a wonderful personality.”

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    There's biological proof!



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    A boss walks into the shop and sees a blond crying.

    What's wrong?" he asked.

    "My mom died," she replied.

    He said, "That's terrible! You'd better take the day off!"

    "No, I'll be fine. I need to do something to keep myself from being too depressed."

    He keeps an eye on her and she seems to be doing OK. But that afternoon he comes upon her crying again.

    He says, "Maybe you should take the rest of the day off. The rest of the week, too. That sort of thing doesn't go away easily."

    "No," she says. "I'm OK about my mom. But I talked to my sister and she says it her mom died, too!"


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    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
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