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    New White House Scandal: Covfefe - Is this the Russian smoking gun?

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    sinister_midget
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    New White House Scandal: Covfefe - Is this the Russian smoking gun?

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed May 31, 2017 9:46 am

    My girlfriend asked me to name all of the girls I've slept with.

    In hindsight I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

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    Mastercard called me today about suspicious activity on my card.

    I assured them it wasn't fraud, though even I have trouble believing I bought a gym membership.

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    Not being raised anywhere near either one, I always wondered how to know which was which.



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    Good reasons to own a dashcam:

    Reason 1:


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    When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees I thought she was kidding.

    And then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer.

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    BREAKING NEWS

    ISIS to hold protests because liberals keep taking their jobs.



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    I was invited to a party. "Black tie only" the card said.

    So imagine my surprise that some or all the other people wore pants and shirts, too.

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    The toughest part about driving a Prius is telling your parents that you're gay.

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    Teamwork!



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    islamophobe

    Islamophobe (is-lahm-o-fohb)
    A non-Muslim who knows more than they're supposed to know about Islam.

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    I passed a guy driving a Prius this morning. He had it floored. I was cruising at 60.

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    My wife used to be blond, but she decided to dye her hair red.

    First trans-ginger in the family.

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    I'd say the trip was a success!



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    What's the difference between flirting and sexual harassment?

    Being attractive.

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    Investigators are closing in now...



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    Joencalif2

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    Re: New White House Scandal: Covfefe - Is this the Russian smoking gun?

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed May 31, 2017 3:08 pm

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