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    sinister_midget
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    I, for one, like Roman numerals

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri May 26, 2017 12:27 pm

    A wife walked in on her husband roaming the room with a flyswatter.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "Hunting flies."

    "Oh. Killed any?"

    "Yeah," he responded. "3 males and 2 females."

    Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

    "Easy," he said. "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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    Re: I, for one, like Roman numerals

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri May 26, 2017 3:57 pm

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    Re: I, for one, like Roman numerals

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat May 27, 2017 10:18 am

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    JJRobinson

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    Re: I, for one, like Roman numerals

    Post  JJRobinson on Sun May 28, 2017 7:17 am

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