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    I started out with nothing....I still have most of it

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    sinister_midget
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    I started out with nothing....I still have most of it

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat May 20, 2017 8:42 am

    Just look at all those black stereo types!



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    My time machine landed slap bang in the middle of Hitler's living room in 1940, I thought now's my chance to change the world,

    "Please sir," I pleaded, "don't gas the Jews."

    "Gas the Jews?" Hitler replied, "Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. "

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    Darn white guys always committing crimes!



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    I suspect that pleading guilty to a sex crime with a minor is Anthony Weiner's cynical attempt to curry favor with the Democrat base.

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    Yesterday I jokingly asked my wife what she was burning for dinner.

    Turns out it was all of my personal belongings.

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    And why not?



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    I think we have plenty of youth to last us awhile. How about a fountain of smart?

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    Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

    Because he can't do stand-up.

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    A CNN SCOOP: The smoking gun!



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    My parents decided to surprise me with a car for my birthday.

    Fortunately they missed.

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    Even as a kid I knew they probably cut out the good parts.



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    I think Sweden finally dropped the rape charge against Julian Assange because they heard he'd converted to Islam.

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    Don't be ashamed of who you are.

    That's your spouse's job.

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    Best friends for life!



    Or while on death row.

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    I was driving to work yesterday and nearly had a fatal accident. I was behind a woman who had her signal on to turn right. For some inexplicable reason she suddenly turned right!


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    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
    --  Thomas Sowell
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    Psycho144

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    Re: I started out with nothing....I still have most of it

    Post  Psycho144 on Sat May 20, 2017 10:31 am

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    Joencalif2

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