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    Could Caitlyn Jenner be seen as trans-parent?

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    Could Caitlyn Jenner be seen as trans-parent?

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri May 19, 2017 12:10 am

    BREAKING NEWS! The Washington Post is reporting that President Trump was overheard passing wind in the executive oval office bathroom. It is unclear whether there were any coded messages in the cutting of the executive cheese that could compromise national security or relay secrets to the Russians. The Washington Post cites reliable sources who previously cleaned the executive bathroom during the tenure of the previous White House occupant, as well as current sources who say they were in nearby Baltimore at the time of the event.

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    Earth is being invaded!



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    THIS JUST IN: Unknown, unnamed anonymous sources have confirmed the unconfirmed reports from the other unnamed sources not confirmed by the MSM.

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    The first person to start a new investigation of the Seth Rich murder had a freak accident at the gym today.




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    I leave my women like I leave my coffee.

    Cold and bitter.

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    Bradley Chelsea Manning was released from prison and given its back pay that accumulated while serving time for treason.




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    The new independent counsel has released the first bit of information concerning contacts and collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russians.

    It looks as though Donald himself was colluding with a Russian agent who was also a submarine captain.




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    Hah! He's been outed!




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    I like my women like I like my coffee: Purchased from a questionable source in Columbia.

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    A man walks into an appliance store and goes up to the cashier.

    "Do you have any two watt bulbs?"

    "For what?"

    "That'll do. I'll take two."

    "Two what?"

    "I thought you didn't have any?"

    "Any what?"

    "Yes please."

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    I woke my wife up and asked her if she wanted sex or coffee.

    "Makes no difference. Either way it'll be instant."

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    What every mechanic should know.




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    It was my wife's birthday. To surprise her I bought her a new car.

    "I don't like it," she said. "I want something that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."

    I took the car back and bought her a bathroom scale.

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    Why do they call it a "coffee sky" in Japan?

    Because it's brew.

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    It's not like Kanye would know the difference.




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    At my age if I date an older woman, it's not a cougar. It's more like a def leopard.

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    ME: "What's the difference between a teabag and a tampon?"

    WAITRESS: "I don't know."

    ME: "Coffee please."

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    "Eggs, milk, bread, cheese, coffee..."

    Schindler's other list.

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    An old guy had a big farm in Louisiana for years. He had a large pond out back that was perfect for swimming. So he fixed it up with picnic tables, a horseshoe court and planted some apple and peach trees.

    One day a few years later, he decided he hadn't been down there in awhile and he wanted to look it over. He took a bucket with him when he went, planning to bring back some apples and peaches.

    As he got close he heard voices and laughing coming from that direction. He went closer and saw several girls skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the ladies aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted, "We're not coming out until you leave."

    The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked. I didn't plan on making you get out of my pond either." Holding the bucket up he said, "I came here to feed the alligators."

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    So that's how grapes are made!




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    Re: Could Caitlyn Jenner be seen as trans-parent?

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    Re: Could Caitlyn Jenner be seen as trans-parent?

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