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    I'm the Sheik of Araby

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    sinister_midget
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    I'm the Sheik of Araby

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed May 17, 2017 11:17 am

    I was playing Battleship with an Arab friend.

    I forfeited the game and ran off when he said "C-4."

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    Bison: A place for Australians to wash their hands.

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    A true artist can see the soul.



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    I was walking through a Saudi market and happened upon a guy getting his hand sewn back on.

    I said, "I see you won your appeal."

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    Disney movies really are quite realistic.

    Take Aladdin, for instance. Arab and a thief.

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    I called an old friend and asked what was he doing.

    He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment."

    I was impressed, but after further questioning learned he was washing dishes with hot water, under his wife's supervision.

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    A Saudi beauty pageant was shut down suddenly the other day. Authorities claim some of the contestants were showing too much eye.

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    Islam, the Religion of Pieces.

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    Police released an artist's sketch compiled from witness information and descriptions. Call the DC police to report this person of interest if you see them or know of their whereabouts.



    DO NOT APPROACH THIS PERSON AS THEY ARE KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN DOZENS OF MURDERS!

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    Thought for the day:
    Who picks up guide dog poo?

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    When Madonna goes to Africa to pick up another black they call it charity. Once upon a time they called it slavery.

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    It's included in the cost of a modern education.



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    How do you milk sheep?

    Release another iPhone.

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    Just trying to help some friends



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    I think it's great that France finally agreed to send some troops to the Middle East. The Arabs need somebody to teach them how to surrender properly.

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    Some people have 32 teeth, some people have 10.

    It's simple meth.

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    Q: Why do Arab men wear bed sheets?

    A: Because a camel can hear the sound of a zipper from a mile away.


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    Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
    (I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.)
    -- Thomas Jefferson
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: I'm the Sheik of Araby

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed May 17, 2017 1:29 pm

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