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    When will Friday finally get here??!?

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    sinister_midget
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    When will Friday finally get here??!?

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu May 11, 2017 9:44 am

    It's about time they got back to real news again!



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    My wife left a note on the fridge.

    "I can't take it any more! It's not working! I'm going to mom's!"

    I opened the fridge. The light turned on. The beer was cold.

    What the heck was she talking about?

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    Why are radical feminists fat and ugly?

    Because if they were thin and attractive they wouldn't be radical feminists.

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    I wondered what ever happened to them.



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    You know that tingly sensation you get when you meet somebody you really like?

    That's common sense leaving your body.

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    What's the difference between men and women?

    A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. But a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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    The original White House release regarding the firing of James Comey.



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    I think the president should rehire Comey as FBI director to watch everybody switch sides again.

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    Why don't Arabs take their wives to soccer matches?

    Because they always jump the fence and eat the grass.

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    Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.

    Teach a man to fish and his wife will divorce him.

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    Hurry while you have time!



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    I'm curious what the wage gap is for the 39 genders.

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    I asked my mom what she wanted for Mother's Day.

    She said, "Thanks son, but all I want is a bit of caring and some looking after."

    I think she's going to love the nursing home I found for her.


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    Re: When will Friday finally get here??!?

    Post  Joencalif2 on Thu May 11, 2017 3:23 pm

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    Re: When will Friday finally get here??!?

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    Re: When will Friday finally get here??!?

    Post  JJRobinson on Fri May 12, 2017 6:34 am

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