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    sinister_midget
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    It's in the culture

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue May 09, 2017 11:31 am

    Don't act like you don't do it, fellas!



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    I was messing with my phone in bed and ended up putting it under the pillow when I fell asleep.

    I woke up this morning and there was a five dollar bill and the phone was gone.

    Damned bluetooth fairy!

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    Marvel Comics is making a film about Michelle Obama.

    "Wonder if it's a Woman"

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    A dyslexic friend of mine said he was joining a poetry club a couple of months ago.

    He hasn't come out with any poems yet. But he's made a few nice vases and jugs and stuff.

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    According to a new biography, Barack Obama once considered a gay relationship.

    I don't need to read the book to know it ends with him following through by marrying Michelle.

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    My American indian neighbor called me earlier today. "The smoke signals coming from your barbecue are funny," he said.

    I asked, "Why? What do they say?"

    "Your meat is burning."

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    A reporter stops a French kid on the street.

    "Hey, kid! Now that Macron is our President, what do you want to be when you grow up now that our country is saved?"

    The kid replies, "A foreigner."

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    I saw a guy on a ledge this morning about ready to jump.

    He looked undecided for a bit, then started to climb back in the window.

    That's when somebody in the crowd watching yelled up, "Think of your wife and kids!"

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    BOMBSHELL: Evidence shows Donald Trump conspired with his campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton.

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    Just remember, behind every angry woman is a man who has no clue what he did wrong.

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    When someone is murdered, the police always investigate the spouse first.

    That pretty well sums up everything you need to know about marriage.

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    "I've got explosive diarrhea," said Mohammed to his doctor.

    "Jeez, you people can make a bomb out of anything," replied the Doc.

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    Did you hear about the Pepsi drivers who were fired yesterday? They tested positive for coke.

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    I think I heard they settled on Burka King. Or maybe it was Taliband.



    Some others they considered:

    The Fatwas
    The Husseins
    Halal Kitty
    The Rolling Heads

    I like some of their song titles, too:

    Living on a Prayer Mat
    Losing my Head over You
    Rocket Man Launcher
    You're Six, you're Beautiful, and you're Mine


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