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    Thank God it's Good Friday!

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    sinister_midget
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    Thank God it's Good Friday!

    Post  sinister_midget on Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:11 am

    United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz has defiantly stated he will not quit.

    "You'd have to drag me out."

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    This must be what they mean when they talk about "home-grown" terrorists.



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    I walked into the bar, took out my revolver and said, "I'm going to shoot the bastard that slept with my wife."

    An old man put down his glass and said, "You don't have enough bullets, son."

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    I'll never understand dentists. They stab you with little metal hooks and then tell you "Your gums wouldn't bleed if you flossed more".

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    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to?

    The computer runs.

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    Looks like lil Kim picked up the pervert ways of his father and his grandfather before him.



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    If two feminists get drunk and hook up, were they both raped?

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    I was filling out a survey and came to the one that said "Financial status."

    So I filled in "Waiting for United to drag me out of my seat."

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    When I heard the term "Mother of all Bombs" I thought they were talking about Amy Schumer getting another TV gig.

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    I was trying to imagine how big that bomb on Afghanistan really was. Now I think I have a better understanding.



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    "Dad?"

    "Huh?"

    "How do you know when you've met the right woman?"

    "They'll tell you."

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    The official pillow of United Airlines.



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    Now that donations to the Clinton Crime Empire and Massage Parlor are drying up, Chelsea has decided to try her hand in the toy business.



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    Re: Thank God it's Good Friday!

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:48 pm

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    Re: Thank God it's Good Friday!

    Post  JJRobinson on Sat Apr 15, 2017 7:04 am

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    Re: Thank God it's Good Friday!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:53 am

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