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    Skipping church

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Apr 06, 2017 1:54 pm

    [size=35]Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing

    [size=35]it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring
    day, decided he just had to play golf.
    So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling
    sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.
    As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father
    Norton headed out of town to a golf course about forty
    miles away.

    This way he knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone
    he knew from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he
    was alone. After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone
    else was in church!
    At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
    while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed,
    "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?"
    The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not."
    Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
    towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and
    fell into the hole.[/size]
    [size=35]IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE![/size]
    St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and
    asked, "Why did you let him do that?"
    The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"[/size]

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