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    sinister_midget
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    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:10 am

    It's been speculated for some time that North Korea had developed a secret weapon to fight the US if hostilities break out.

    But a recent leak shows what apparently isn't a North Korean development, but an import. Probably from France.



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    A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was.

    One student raised his hand and said, "G."

    The teach asked, "Why is that, Angus?"

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    Ah, the 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.

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    My wife treats me like God. She ignores my existence, but she talks to me when she needs something.

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    3 Muslims walked into a bar.

    Obviously they weren't there to buy drinks. But everybody in the place had a blast.

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    We had some middle eastern immigrants move in down the street. I was told it was an entire family, kids and all. But it wasn't until today that I actually saw one of the children.



    I think it might be a good idea that the wife keeps her face covered.

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    The first time I made love to Janice I thought of my late wife Ann.

    I thought, "This'll teach Ann to be late!"

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    After surveillance was set up around DNC offices to protect against Russian hackers, one was finally caught on camera carrying his laptop out of the nearby wooded area.



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    I hear that hugs often turn into sex. I wish I knew where to get those.

    Mine usually turn into "Let me go or I'll call the police!"

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    The husband knew next to nothing about cooking, but with the wife in bed with the flu, he volunteered to do the grocery shopping for the week.

    His wife sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.

    When he returned a short while later, he proudly unpacked the grocery bags.

    Inside were one gallon of milk, two dozen eggs, three loaves of bread, four jars of peanut butter, five boxes of pasta, six zucchinis and seven green peppers.

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    Apparently 50% of US schools aren't teaching math up to standards.

    Doesn't sound that bad to me. Still less than a quarter.

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    They claim in the third world a slave can be bought for the price of a iPod.

    That's fine, I guess. But try teaching them to remember 12,000 songs.

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    My mind is like a steel trap.

    Rusty, dirty and illegal in 37 states.

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    I think I'll rob a bank and tell the police I identify as innocent.

    I can almost see the civil rights gang lining up behind me already!

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    It's hard to find the right person.

    All I want is a woman who likes to take long walks on the beach. That'll give me time to watch football.


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    virtually every stupid idea that is in vogue today has been tried
    before and proved disastrous before, time and again.
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