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    sinister_midget
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    I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:44 am

    Did you know you can turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday?

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    Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver.

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    Did you know yellow and red are often used together because the combination helps to make people hungry?




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    In which state does the Mississippi river flow?

    Liquid.

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    Chicago: America's largest outdoor shooting range.

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    How my day went yesterday:




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    Have you heard about the Muslim strip club?

    If features full facial nudity. Hubba hubba!!

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    After 4 karate classes I can now break a 2-inch board with my cast.

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    All those fascists said he'd never work again!!




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    Ever wonder who was the first to discover what happens when you pour salt on a slug?

    My money's on the slug's ex-wife.

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    I'll never forget my ex-girlfriend's last words.

    "You're that guy who's been stalking me!"

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    I was having a beer with the wife last night, when I suddenly blurted out "I love you more than anything on earth"

    She said "I bet that's the beer talking, isn't it"?

    I said "No, it's me talking to the beer"!

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    When I die I want Justin Bieber to play at my funeral so that my death is not the worst thing to happen to people that day.

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    There is a rumor that they are going to show repeats of the Flintstones in the Middle East

    Jordan doesn't want it. But Abu Dhabi do!

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    I was going through my phone looking at settings because I was worried I may not be doing enough to avoid being hacked. I see they changed the privacy settings recently.




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    Hollywood - Where dreams come true!

    Unless you dream something bold and original.

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    A long-missing important historical footnote was recently found.




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    "Take only as directed."

    C'mon, I'm taking pills not performing on Broadway!


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    Re: I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

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    Re: I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Mar 30, 2017 7:49 am

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