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    sinister_midget
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    A kinder and gentler post

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:03 pm

    I do feel bad for Webster Hubbell's daughter in a way... Her failure of a mother living vicariously through her untalented offspring now. Shillary will use anyone... but at least Chelsea got a pretty wedding out of Haitians dying, eh? So... she's got that goin' for her.

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    American women get stoned before they commit adultery.

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    What math classes do gender studies majors take?

    Triggernometry.

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    How do you know when an introvert likes you?

    She looks at your shoes instead of hers.

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    I've been married for years. But I just met my in-laws for the first time today.

    I waved hello at them, but they just sat looking at me angrily, eagerly awaiting my guilty verdict.

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    Husband: Your cooking is pretty pathetic despite watching cooking shows on TV.

    Wife: You watch Porn but do I complain?

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    It's a real time of celebration!



    You go girl!!

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    I am very like of using Google Translate.

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    Alcohol is a perfect solvent.

    It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

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    A recent discovery shows that the wheel was actually an accidental invention.

    This graphic depicts how scientists believe it actually came about:



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    "I don't know. Go ask your mother"

    "Why ask me? Ask your mother."

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    I'm not supposed to eat anything too suite. I have typo diabetes.

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    A regular chip off the ol' blockhead.



    Has to be mom's genes. I don't remember Webb being that dumb.



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    This is really strange! Bet you didn't realize this!

    A. Did you know the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car"?

    B. Did you know "eat" is the only word that you can move the first letter to the end to spell the past tense?

    C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters it spells "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, violent, non-English-speaking pieces of crap, and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, towel-headed, bomb-making, goat-$#%*ing, raggedy-a%%ed bastards with you"?

    How weird is that?

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    Psycho144

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    Re: A kinder and gentler post

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:17 pm

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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: A kinder and gentler post

    Post  Ladyelaine on Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:28 pm

    Genetics do have a remarkable way of revealing themselves. I see my Mom,Dad, and grandparents every time I look in a mirror.
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    Re: A kinder and gentler post

    Post  Joencalif2 on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:27 am

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