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    And when I die....

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    sinister_midget
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    And when I die....

    Post  sinister_midget on Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:24 pm

    I love my wife. She's beautiful, smart and has terrible taste in men.

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    DEJA MOO: The feeling you've heard this BS before.

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    The person who invented human cloning died yesterday.

    He'll be attending his funeral on Thursday.

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    The inventor of throat lozenges died.

    He requested no coffin at his funeral.

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    I just booked a Chinese Journey tribute act to sing at my funeral - All together now "Don't stop bereaving!"

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    At my funeral there will be a pinata, you know, to make people happy.

    But it will be filled with bees, you know, to make me happy too.

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    We now know that Trump Tower was wiretapped. And after a deep and tedious search, the culprit who did it was a contractor who goes by the name Barry The Cable Guy.



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    Making arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough.

    She keeps asking me what I'm doing.

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    Happy vernal equinox to all!!

    Hope you all had as much fun dancing around the stone circle last night as I did!

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    When I die I want my internet search history read out at my funeral. That way my loved ones can go from depressed to disgusted.

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    The sound of children laughing makes me happy.

    Unless I'm all alone in an abandoned hospital with a flashlight that doesn't work right.

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    I like to use tongues during a kiss and it pisses me off when the other person pulls away.

    It's like my grandma isn't even happy to see me!
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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: And when I die....

    Post  Ladyelaine on Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:14 pm

    Before I die, I must fill out my income tax forms.
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: And when I die....

    Post  Joencalif2 on Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:47 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy
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    Psycho144

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    Re: And when I die....

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:24 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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