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    sinister_midget
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    Another day-after-hump-day complete

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Mar 16, 2017 9:29 pm

    I saw a girl at the mall wearing a t-shirt that said "Guess" on it.

    I said, "34B."

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    The superior animal enslaving lesser creatures.




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    Diamond and Silk react to Rachel Madcow's success in taking over Geraldo Rivera's spot as top stooge by proving Trump pays more taxes than Marxist Bernie:




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    A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed.

    Men, being the decent sort, only look at the other 10%.

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    I dream of a better tomorrow. One in which chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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    Drugs and alcohol are never the answer.

    Unless the question to me is, "What are you doing this weekend?"

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    Are you sure about that? I can buy 2 or 3, but 7?



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    I'll never forget the last words my wife said to me.

    "Pack your bags and get the hell out!"

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    BREAKING MSNBC NEWSFLASH

    3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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    I think I'll become a vegetarian.



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    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"

    The Princess said "NO!"

    And the Prince rode motorcycles, hunted, went to nude bars, dated girls half his age, drank Captain Morgan, had tons of money, left the toilet seat up and lived happily ever after ...

    The end

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    Chelsea Clinton‏: "I'd like to thank whomever discovered toothpaste (plus good scrubbing on a toothbrush) removes crayon drawing from a wall - THANK YOU!"

    Me: Take your mom's Chivas away and you won't need the toothbrush and toothpaste for her masterpieces.

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    If you think nothing's better than sex then you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you and pull someone else over.

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    I see your point.



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    I don't understand.

    My wife often steals my t-shirts and sweaters. But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk."

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    I met my wife while speed dating.

    I asked, "What the hell are you doing here?"

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    ....and in another exclusive, President Trump uses toothpaste....


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    Joencalif2

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    Re: Another day-after-hump-day complete

    Post  Joencalif2 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:23 am

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    Psycho144

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    Re: Another day-after-hump-day complete

    Post  Psycho144 on Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:51 am

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