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    Today is National PI Day!

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    sinister_midget
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    Today is National PI Day!

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:31 pm

    3.14159265 people walked into a restaurant.

    They sat down and ordered PI.

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    I'm so much in debt I could start my own government.

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    Who decided it was "cruel" to lock people away, then emptied out the insane asylums?



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    A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey, isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?"

    Bartender says, "Sure is. Go on over and say hello."

    The guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What're you guys doing here?"

    Cruz says, "We're planning WW III."

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

    Trump says, "We're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blond with big boobs."

    The guy exclaims, "A blond with big boobs? Why would you do that?"

    Trump turns to Cruz and says, "See? I told you nobody gives a crap about 140 million Muslims."

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    Don't forget that if you get attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

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    There are certain signs pet owners should watch for.



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    I was at the international arrivals gate at the airport holding up my sign when security approached me and told me to leave.

    I asked why I was being singled out and motioned to a whole slew of people holding up signs.

    "Because none of the others have signs saying 'Get the hell back to your own country.'"

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    I'm a recovering alcoholic. I mentioned to my sponsor that I was  going to hit a year on July 15.

    But I was devastated when he told me all of the days had to be in a row.

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    My wife was cooking for our guests and she told me to prepare the table.

    So I went in and warned them all about her cooking.

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    I started dating a homeless woman a few months ago. I think things are getting serious. She asked me to move out with her.

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    I believe in giving everything a chance before deciding if it works or not. I gave my latest diet 7 weeks and I'm ready to call it quits as a complete failure.

    You'd think a box of thin mints a day for almost two months would show SOME progress!

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    Everybody knows things shrink when they get colder. That's why in Alaska PI is only 3.00 instead of 3.14.

    They call it Eskimo PI.
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    Re: Today is National PI Day!

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:41 pm

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    Re: Today is National PI Day!

    Post  JJRobinson on Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:52 am

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