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    sinister_midget
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    A pretty good start

    Post  sinister_midget on Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:20 pm

    My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house. I told her because of fear of the CIA. She laughed. I laughed. The Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo.

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    I have to say that the Day without Women event was more successful than I thought possible. Police arrested a Muslim who was responsible for 2 murders. She was the march organizer.

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    For people who seriously want Trump gone.



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    Muslims say eating bacon is bad for you.

    But blowing yourself up is good for your health, I suppose.

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    This is reassuring.



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    I guess I need to stop posting sexist jokes. I think women find them too complicated.

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    What happens when Trump finds a traitor in the government.



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    I looked there and didn't see you!



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    When I get home I going to rip my wife's underwear off!

    They're starting to creep up my buttcrack.

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    At least I finally got an answer.



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    BARTENDER: You're cut off. You're wasted!
    DOG: I've only had 3 beers!
    BARTENDER: Yeah. But that's 21 dog beers!

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    Being clean and sober means I'm showered and heading to the liquor. Not necessarily in that order.

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    I have a TV in my kitchen. I put some eggs on to boil, turned to the TV and said, "Let me know when it starts to boil." Then I went in the bedroom. Seven minutes later my lights blinked.

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    Don't forget to change your clocks.



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    In all seriousness, people should never make rape jokes. It's Islamophobic.

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    I keep asking all of the household devices to give me some of my deleted photos back. Instead I get dirty laundry, burnt toast and dust bunnies.

    I was going to ask if they could give me some of Clinton's deleted emails, but I got scared. It's the carbon monoxide detector's turn.
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    Psycho144

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    Re: A pretty good start

    Post  Psycho144 on Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:44 am

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    Joencalif2

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    Re: A pretty good start

    Post  Joencalif2 on Sun Mar 12, 2017 2:17 pm

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