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    International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

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    sinister_midget
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    International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  sinister_midget on Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:05 am

    I started a new whiskey diet. I've already lost three days.

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    Now that we've found out how deep CIA spying is against American citizens, can we stop blaming the Russians and put it where it belongs, on us?

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    The new travel restrictions put in place for 6 countries will expire 90 days after implementation. At that time a new step in vetting incoming travelers will be added.



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    Driving a Prius shows women that you're socially responsible,environmentally conscious and will be completely unable to satisfy them in bed.

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    The leftist hierarchy gets confusing. Today is "International Women's Day." Tomorrow we go back to "gender is a social construct."

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    But at least we have a bunch of witnesses when somebody breaks in and robs the joint!



    If you can ever figure out who to subpoena, that is.

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    All the women where I work showed up today on the "Day without Women."

    As a result I had to cancel my "Day without Pants."

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    At times like this it's best to remember the ancient African saying:

    I'm hungry.

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    Undercover work is a difficult, but rewarding experience.



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    I recently surveyed 100 men and a woman, asking them what they thought about equality.

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    A guy was chatting this chick up in a bar and she said he should be more open to Muslim culture.

    So he raped her.

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    And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."

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    Girls, according to Wikileaks the government already has every one of your nudes. So you might as well send them to me anyway.

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    Just trying to get their credibility and trust back.



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    Don't you just hate it when a woman ruins a romantic evening by pepper spraying your face?
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    Psycho144

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    Re: International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  Psycho144 on Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:13 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Joencalif2

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    Re: International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  Joencalif2 on Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:50 pm

    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Sunshine16

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    Re: International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  Sunshine16 on Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:35 am

    I just read Caitlin Jenner took half the day off.
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    JJRobinson

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    Re: International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  JJRobinson on Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:33 am

    Laughing .....@ Sunshine....
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    sinister_midget
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    Re: International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Mar 09, 2017 8:38 am

    I'm guessing the second half?
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    Re: International Women's day/A Day without Women - Make up your minds!

    Post  Ladyelaine on Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:45 am

    Smiling at the Sunshine post. Smile

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