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    sinister_midget
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    Today is National Banana Cream Pie Day

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:33 am

    In a freak mishap a French presidential bodyguard accidentally discharged his weapon while on a protection detail in Italy.

    Both France and Italy offered their immediate surrender.

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    I'd never use any alcohol there! I already have 4 mouths to feed!!



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    I was reading about former baseball stars in the US. Did you know Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

    What are the odds?

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    I saw a headline that China is recalling several thousand tons of lead. Officials are warning that some of it has been found to contain toys.

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    I just don't understand my wife.

    Maybe it's because she speaks German.

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    I wrote a book about racism. It's released in a variety of languages so the inferior people in other countries can understand it.

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    I'm not sure if this was the plan or not.



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    This year for Lent I'm going to give up my New Year's resolution.

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    PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel.
    OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel.
    REALIST: A train.
    TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

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    f President Trump is such an egregious hateful racist, as liberals claim....

    ....he's not very good at it.



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    A man was sitting at a table in a restaurant. At the table next to his there was a blond seated, engrossed in reading a newspaper.

    The headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers killed"

    She stopped reading and shook her head at the sad news.

    Then she turned to the man and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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    I just read a list of the 100 things you should do before you die. I was surprised to find "YELL FOR HELP" wasn't one of them.

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    Almost makes me wish I was going to be buried. And survived by somebody with a sense of humor. And I could pre-write my headstone.



    Nah! I'll go ahead and be burned to a crisp. Maybe I can buy the urn in advance and dedicate something to myself.
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    Psycho144

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    Re: Today is National Banana Cream Pie Day

    Post  Psycho144 on Thu Mar 02, 2017 12:09 pm

    National Obama day should be designated as April 1st.
    "snort"

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