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    It's Pancake Day

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    sinister_midget
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    It's Pancake Day

    Post  sinister_midget on Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:55 pm

    Why should Muslims be used in lab experiments instead of rats?

    Muslims breed faster, and there's no chance you'll get attached to them.

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    The whole WORLD thanks you!!



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    I was so ugly as a baby that when my mom breastfed me she closed her eyes and thought of other babies.

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    What is the wage gap between all 58 genders?

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    A new tanker arrived on site in Qatar. The newly appointed American Manager told the local supervisor, "Ensure the tanker is clearly labeled. It needs to say 'Deisel Fuel' in Arabic, and 'No Smoking' in Arabic."

    The following week, this is what he found:



    Now they'll probably have to redo the whole thing because he misspelled "Arabic" on top.

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    My level of sarcasm has reached dangerous proportions! I can never be sure if I'm kidding or not!

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    No sense in stopping by there. Frozen beer is worthless.



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    I'll be posting jokes telepathically tomorrow. So it you think of something funny, that was me.

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    Drug cartels announced today that because of Trump's wall, all American officials on their payroll will be laid off.

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    Bad dog!!



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    Are oranges called oranges because they're orange? Or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

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    Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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    With first pregnancies there always seem to be a lot of questions, but very few answers.

    As a service we have complied a list of the most asked questions along with the answer we hope will put the new mother-to-be mind at ease.



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    Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law.

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    My wife asked me if I hated her family.

    "Not entirely," I said. "I love your mother-in-law."

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    Well put!



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    If you have a difficult task to do, break it up into smaller tasks until you have an infinite number of smaller tasks that are impossible to do and you can give it up.

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    How much should the perfect mother-in-law weigh?

    About 3 pounds. Including the urn.

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    Some people complain when they drink coffee they can't sleep.

    I'm the opposite. When I sleep I can't drink coffee.

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    I enjoyed going to see them when I was a kid. But they kind of lost their luster when the animals became lest interesting.



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    Does anybody know where I can get an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's emitting this horrible whining noise.

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    Wouldn't a refugee running away from a Muslim country be classified as an islamophobe?

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    The new DNC chair got right down to the business of guiding the party to more and greater things.


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    Ladyelaine

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    Re: It's Pancake Day

    Post  Ladyelaine on Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:04 pm

    Wheeee, those put syrup on the pancakes. Very Happy   Laughing   Very Happy   Laughing   Smile
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    Psycho144

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    Re: It's Pancake Day

    Post  Psycho144 on Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:08 pm

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    JJRobinson

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    Re: It's Pancake Day

    Post  JJRobinson on Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:06 am

    Very Happy

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