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    sinister_midget
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    A picture is worth a thousand words, give or take

    Post  sinister_midget on Thu Feb 23, 2017 12:19 am

    Too few Muslim immigrants work. And the ones who do take far too many rape breaks.

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    My wife and I had our first argument just one hour after we were married.

    Apparently she wanted to be in the photo, too.

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    My wife kept hinting that I might consider measuring her finger size before her birthday.

    I'm one step ahead of her, though. I got those gloves where one size fits all!

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    My neighbor had a falling out with his girlfriend last night.



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    Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you.

    That's how a dog feels.

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    He has the makings of a great leader!



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    I used to do my laundry on Wednesday nights. But now the SJWs have me afraid to segregate my clothes by white and colored!

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    I went to see my shrink yesterday afternoon. At the end of my session I said, "So what do you think?"

    He said, "I think you're crazy."


    I said, "I knew that coming in here, doctor, and I'm paying you 190 bucks an hour for that? I'm also stupid."

    He said, "Well, at least you're not delusional."

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    Quiznos follows in the footsteps of Subway and gets their own spokesman.



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    Why does Facebook keep showing me ads for Christian Dating? If there's one thing I don't need help with it's finding girls who won't sleep with me.

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    Since Barry Soetoro is gone from the White House, Secret Service has been given free reign to increase security once again.



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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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    Need this along the border, too, to keep terrorists out who slip across that way.



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    When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's "art and music". But when I do it, I'm "drunk" and "need to leave the hardware store."

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    Don't you just hate it when somebody stands up and ruins your drowning refugee photo?



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    Re: A picture is worth a thousand words, give or take

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    Re: A picture is worth a thousand words, give or take

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