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    sinister_midget
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    My coffee cup leaks

    Post  sinister_midget on Sun Feb 19, 2017 9:44 pm

    Coincidence?



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    I met a woman at a bar. She said despite having a degree she still can't find work and it has her really depressed.

    "What's your degree in?" I asked.

    "English Literature."

    Well," I replied trying to cheer her up, "the good part is you'll be able to write one awesome suicide note!"

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    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dogs think I am.

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    She has a point.



    Lieawatha has the point, that is.

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    It was the wife's birthday. So I bought her the belt and bag she'd been wanting.

    The vacuum works perfectly now!

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    Q: What did the Muslim man say to his new bride?

    A: I am so happy you were able to get the whole day off from school today, not just recess!

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    To give you an idea of how Trump's last press conference went, after it was over all of the press demanded safe spaces.

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    They just try to help!



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    Q: Why did God create lesbians?

    A: So radical feminists couldn't breed.

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    Q: How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: To get to the other side.

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    At my house we pray after we eat.

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    Just pussyfootin' around...



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    A woman goes on trial for beating her husband to death with a guitar.

    The judge asks, "First offender?"

    "No," she says. "First a Gibson. Then a Fender."

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    A poll was taken in Sweden among immigrants.

    "Do you know what President Trump was referring to in regards to problems with refugees?"

    No  - 23%
    Yes - 43%
    Rape the Polster - 43%

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    Melania Trump opened the rally at Melbourne, FL with the Lord's Prayer.

    CNN is reporting Melania plagiarized her opening from the Bible.

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    How to become a millionaire in 1-2-3:

    1. Get a 900 number for as little as $500

    2. Put a sign on your car, with the 900 number listed, saying "How's my driving?"

    3. Drive around town recklessly, making people irate and nearly wreck
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    Re: My coffee cup leaks

    Post  JJRobinson on Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:54 am

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    Psycho144

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    Re: My coffee cup leaks

    Post  Psycho144 on Mon Feb 20, 2017 8:58 am

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